I got the coolest surprise today from a wonderful friend who gave me the ultimate hook up! She gave me a signed copy from the cover model, Paul Marron! Isn't it awesome? How she managed to get him to sign the darn thing, I do not want to speculate. He was probably doing what he always does--looking awesome--and she probably begged and did some elaborate, hypnotic dance. After that she probably told him how I'd blubber and repeat the words, "No way. No way. Are you serious? Are you for real? How did you get him to say yes? Umm, okay. No way! No way!"
I shall call it my precious and kick away the filthy hobbits who try to come near it!